Thank God for my teenage metabolism.

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx, via miakinshuynh)

A rich guy, a white guy and a black guy sit down at a table together. There’s a plate of 12 cookies, the rich guy grabs 11 of them and says to the white guy “watch out, that black guy’s trying to steal your cookie”.

—The link between class & race and how racial resentment has been used to divide the middle and working class in the U.S (via alaelia)

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You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him.

—Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via m-e-ghan)

(via mint-meows)

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

(via nrmndr)

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via seouldreams)