Thank God for my teenage metabolism.

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw
  • computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
  • me: shh it's ok

oomshi:

I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have

(via 0humanity)